I had a good experience with grass jelly, so I tested it again. This time I got a white version instead of black. It smell and taste of almond.
I put the can in warm water first, hoping that it will be body temperature. Otherwise it's a bit too cool. Maybe because of this, the thing shrink a little and the whole trunk of jelly can slide out easily out of the can. The good thing is that if you drain the water, it's not messy you may not need anything to absorb any dripping liquid.
Again I drill a pilot hole in the middle. I also added a few cuts around the hole, hoping that it looks like a pussy slit.
At first it's good, slippery and tight. Once after you are in, soon you feel that there's lack of friction or pressure. Otherwise you can simulate charging without being hurt, and you can pull out and get a good suction.
When you charge you have the problem of compressing the air when there's no way out. When you pull out, you have to hold the jelly to prevent it from coming out from the can.
Because of the lack of friction and pressure, I took the jelly out of the can, and put it around my cock. Using my hand to apply pressure all around the jelly feels good, and you get increased friction and suction when you masturbate. However, the whole jelly block disintegrate soon, along the cuts that I made to resemble slit in the pussy.
With the right size insert hole, air escape route, lid to hold the jelly in the can, it can satisfy at least some of your needs.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Another corn starch fleshlight attempt
I made another attempt to make a proper fleshlight out of corn starch to see if it's a hoax or for real. This time I use a good size cup, a 3" diameter plastic cup from fast food joints, and deep enough for my cock. The proportion of starch to water I don't know because of some confusion. But I did some other experiments after. I put the mixture in microwave and wait for it to boil. When the mixture is solid enough, I insert a plastic stick in the middle and microwave a little more.
When the stuff cooled, like 30 min, I took out the stick. The shape seem to be solid, but it's a bit gluey around the stick. So I waited for it to dry or solidify completely. So it happened I left it overnight.
The next day, the fleshlight is good to hold, and nice to touch. Dry and smooth at the outside and feels soft and moist in the middle. But actually it's dry. The problem is, you can't insert. If you are somewhat bigger than the hole you are out of luck. But if you make it too soft, you are like inserting into a paste and you can expect nothing much will happen.
So even thought the plastic cup is expandable, I cannot expand the hole and insert. So I took the whole fleshlight out of the cup. I managed to insert completely inside
Without the cup, you can't do much about the corn starch. It feels good, but you can't masturbate, can't squeeze. The starch began to disintegrate into pieces.
Here's the experiments I did after. I tried corn starch and potato starch. Corn starch is milky white and tasteless while potato starch is transparent, with a little potato smell and taste. I put the starch mixture into the microwave just for it to boil and then use water cooling on the outside of the container. Using 1 volume of starch to 5 volume of water, both are jelly like, sticky, and you can insert your finger with ease. The jelly do not come off with your finger. Twice that, 2:5 in the potato starch to water ratio, it look similar but you can hardly insert your finger into the starch.
So there's still possibilities. At least breast making is promising.
For the starch, I measure using milk powder scoops which are 20 ml. For water I use half a 200 ml cup. Making large volumes of starch will be somewhat different than making small volumes. Potato starch have the tendency to settle at the bottom, making it harder there. Corn starch is probably more even.
When the stuff cooled, like 30 min, I took out the stick. The shape seem to be solid, but it's a bit gluey around the stick. So I waited for it to dry or solidify completely. So it happened I left it overnight.
The next day, the fleshlight is good to hold, and nice to touch. Dry and smooth at the outside and feels soft and moist in the middle. But actually it's dry. The problem is, you can't insert. If you are somewhat bigger than the hole you are out of luck. But if you make it too soft, you are like inserting into a paste and you can expect nothing much will happen.
So even thought the plastic cup is expandable, I cannot expand the hole and insert. So I took the whole fleshlight out of the cup. I managed to insert completely inside
Without the cup, you can't do much about the corn starch. It feels good, but you can't masturbate, can't squeeze. The starch began to disintegrate into pieces.
Here's the experiments I did after. I tried corn starch and potato starch. Corn starch is milky white and tasteless while potato starch is transparent, with a little potato smell and taste. I put the starch mixture into the microwave just for it to boil and then use water cooling on the outside of the container. Using 1 volume of starch to 5 volume of water, both are jelly like, sticky, and you can insert your finger with ease. The jelly do not come off with your finger. Twice that, 2:5 in the potato starch to water ratio, it look similar but you can hardly insert your finger into the starch.
So there's still possibilities. At least breast making is promising.
For the starch, I measure using milk powder scoops which are 20 ml. For water I use half a 200 ml cup. Making large volumes of starch will be somewhat different than making small volumes. Potato starch have the tendency to settle at the bottom, making it harder there. Corn starch is probably more even.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Corn starch fleshlight experience
Just after I had sex with grass jelly, gathered together the junks in my garage ready to build a full scale toy, what did I found? A corn starch fleshlight, incidentally also from China.
Because I cannot go to shop for grass jelly, I thought of alternative material in the mean time. I remembered I played with corn starch when I was little, and remembered it turns into solid somehow. I immediately mixed corn starch with hot water. It didn't do anything. Later I remembered it have to be cooked. Immediately I thought of the microwave, so nobody will ask why I cook starch! Some 30 sec the starch mixture turned into solid! It was soft and elastic and did not degenerate on squeezing. Immediately I saw the potential. At least it did not release water.
Then I found the corn starch fleshlight online, and I believed it 100%. There are plenty of old jokes around the net, typically youtube videos of making something that didn't work, just luring you to put your dick into something that you will regret, or just totally wasting your time. And this the reason I didn't find it earlier.
The bit of corn starch I made did not turn hard or dry the next day. The significant is that you can made one in advance, and do not have to microwave corn starch and wait for it to cool when you are ready to go.
Actually I was so confident that the stuff will work that I was thinking of other things - corn starch breast and bottom. The guy using weight is dubious, but perhaps every Chinese have a sensitive weight in the kitchen. I tried 1 oz (volumen) of corn starch to 4 oz water. This is rough estimate and I'll be more accurate later when I tried different experiments. I use a bowl as the mold for breast, mix the corn starch with cold water (forget about hot water), and microwave it about a minute, stopping when the mixture starts to raise like a cake.
The artificial breast is a success. It's easily taken out of the bowl. It's a bit flat as the bowl is not the ideal mold, but otherwise it's perfect. It's clean, highly elastic and squeezable with reasonable force. It feels somewhat like squeezing real breasts. It's good to touch too. From my experience the breast will last a few times without degenerating. I'm looking for molds that make it look erotic. You can always use food dye to get your fav skin color instead of ghost white.
Artificial butt is a little bit more challenged. I'm thinking of using some bowls to fill the void in the middle to save some corn starch, and the whole thing will not collapse under your weight. The look of a butt is not that simple. I also intend to put a artificial pussy or anus hiding in the butt for pleasure.
Back to the fleshlight itself. With difficult I made one with a 8" long, 2.5" diameter drain pipe as the container. It's a long story but I tried to make another sex toy with that before. It was simply too thin in the diameter. The thing boil over when the corn starch begin to raise. When I put insert the stick and put microwave again more starch boiled over. I think I overcooked it. You only need to heat it enough that the chemical bonds begin to form, but not to cook it.
I think using the fridge is for a fast way to cool the thing. But how can you explain a pipe with corn starch in the fridge? I used air cool.
Once cooled, the starch is nice to touch as expected, soft and elastic. My main problem is that my pipe is too thin, diameter too small. When my dick is in there's nothing much space left for the starch. I tried anyway.
The fleshlight as presented is a failure, indeed another hoax. I didn't notice that the inventor took it out from the container and use it like a fleshlight without the outside container. Corn starch is not plastic and it will not hold in one piece like that. Maybe you can, but that's not masturbating as in fleshlight and tenga. This is not a problem as I always intended to keep the starch in the custom container.
The feeling is a big disappointment compared to grass jelly. Grass jelly is always wet so it's self lubricating. You need lube for the corn starch because it's sticky. Actually the corn starch will neutralize your lube. This could be handled by the proportion of the starch mixture, or by oil based lube.
Someone mentioned that the starch hole has to be identical to your dick. I doubt it will help. The grass jelly is elastic but you can chip it away with your cock, so in a way forming a perfect contact with your cock. The starch is just soft and elastic but didn't do anything. You just need to make a pilot hole in the grass jelly and you can get inside to make a perfect sized custom hole for yourself. But the corn starch hole in either too narrow so you are compressing the starch or two wide with not enough contact.
For the grass jelly, when I pull out, I get a very nice suction all over my cock, and I can pull out fast like the real thing. When you pull out from the corn starch, the gap don't seem to narrow back to the size when your dick wasn't in. I can't really repeat the sensation with corn starch but it may have good suction with the right lube.
For the grass jelly, I can pull out almost completely and then charge back in lighting fast as in the real thing. When you charge into corn starch, the starch in front becomes an obstacle, and the starch at the sides do not squeeze back to hug your cock.
I'll still give it a try. Corn starch is at least very soft to touch and squeeze. It's completely not messy as compared to grass jelly. I go around a house full of people making and trying out a homemade sex toy. Nobody suspect a thing but nobody's in the kitchen and garage.
Because I cannot go to shop for grass jelly, I thought of alternative material in the mean time. I remembered I played with corn starch when I was little, and remembered it turns into solid somehow. I immediately mixed corn starch with hot water. It didn't do anything. Later I remembered it have to be cooked. Immediately I thought of the microwave, so nobody will ask why I cook starch! Some 30 sec the starch mixture turned into solid! It was soft and elastic and did not degenerate on squeezing. Immediately I saw the potential. At least it did not release water.
Then I found the corn starch fleshlight online, and I believed it 100%. There are plenty of old jokes around the net, typically youtube videos of making something that didn't work, just luring you to put your dick into something that you will regret, or just totally wasting your time. And this the reason I didn't find it earlier.
The bit of corn starch I made did not turn hard or dry the next day. The significant is that you can made one in advance, and do not have to microwave corn starch and wait for it to cool when you are ready to go.
Actually I was so confident that the stuff will work that I was thinking of other things - corn starch breast and bottom. The guy using weight is dubious, but perhaps every Chinese have a sensitive weight in the kitchen. I tried 1 oz (volumen) of corn starch to 4 oz water. This is rough estimate and I'll be more accurate later when I tried different experiments. I use a bowl as the mold for breast, mix the corn starch with cold water (forget about hot water), and microwave it about a minute, stopping when the mixture starts to raise like a cake.
The artificial breast is a success. It's easily taken out of the bowl. It's a bit flat as the bowl is not the ideal mold, but otherwise it's perfect. It's clean, highly elastic and squeezable with reasonable force. It feels somewhat like squeezing real breasts. It's good to touch too. From my experience the breast will last a few times without degenerating. I'm looking for molds that make it look erotic. You can always use food dye to get your fav skin color instead of ghost white.
Artificial butt is a little bit more challenged. I'm thinking of using some bowls to fill the void in the middle to save some corn starch, and the whole thing will not collapse under your weight. The look of a butt is not that simple. I also intend to put a artificial pussy or anus hiding in the butt for pleasure.
Back to the fleshlight itself. With difficult I made one with a 8" long, 2.5" diameter drain pipe as the container. It's a long story but I tried to make another sex toy with that before. It was simply too thin in the diameter. The thing boil over when the corn starch begin to raise. When I put insert the stick and put microwave again more starch boiled over. I think I overcooked it. You only need to heat it enough that the chemical bonds begin to form, but not to cook it.
I think using the fridge is for a fast way to cool the thing. But how can you explain a pipe with corn starch in the fridge? I used air cool.
Once cooled, the starch is nice to touch as expected, soft and elastic. My main problem is that my pipe is too thin, diameter too small. When my dick is in there's nothing much space left for the starch. I tried anyway.
The fleshlight as presented is a failure, indeed another hoax. I didn't notice that the inventor took it out from the container and use it like a fleshlight without the outside container. Corn starch is not plastic and it will not hold in one piece like that. Maybe you can, but that's not masturbating as in fleshlight and tenga. This is not a problem as I always intended to keep the starch in the custom container.
The feeling is a big disappointment compared to grass jelly. Grass jelly is always wet so it's self lubricating. You need lube for the corn starch because it's sticky. Actually the corn starch will neutralize your lube. This could be handled by the proportion of the starch mixture, or by oil based lube.
Someone mentioned that the starch hole has to be identical to your dick. I doubt it will help. The grass jelly is elastic but you can chip it away with your cock, so in a way forming a perfect contact with your cock. The starch is just soft and elastic but didn't do anything. You just need to make a pilot hole in the grass jelly and you can get inside to make a perfect sized custom hole for yourself. But the corn starch hole in either too narrow so you are compressing the starch or two wide with not enough contact.
For the grass jelly, when I pull out, I get a very nice suction all over my cock, and I can pull out fast like the real thing. When you pull out from the corn starch, the gap don't seem to narrow back to the size when your dick wasn't in. I can't really repeat the sensation with corn starch but it may have good suction with the right lube.
For the grass jelly, I can pull out almost completely and then charge back in lighting fast as in the real thing. When you charge into corn starch, the starch in front becomes an obstacle, and the starch at the sides do not squeeze back to hug your cock.
I'll still give it a try. Corn starch is at least very soft to touch and squeeze. It's completely not messy as compared to grass jelly. I go around a house full of people making and trying out a homemade sex toy. Nobody suspect a thing but nobody's in the kitchen and garage.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Handsfree mastubation with Grass Jelly
This is the best part. Put the can on the floor, put two washable cushions around it, and you are ready for the missionary position. Be care not to over do it and let the rim of the can hurt you.
It's a metal can so you have many possibilities to mount it perfectly for you. For example, you can have a massage table with a bit hole for your face and a little hole for you cock. You can mount it under an office table with a big hole on it already for wiring. You can mount it on your wooden or metal bed. On a chair, or whatever. As long as the can is in the upright to the horizontal position, the jelly will not fall out easily. For other positions you need to have the opening slightly smaller than the opening of the can to hole the jelly.
You can even design some squeezable, beautiful, soft container instead of the steel can.
There is little cleanup to do. You can just wipe yourself with baby wipes. There's no sticky smelly lubes to clean up. You stir the jelly with something sharp and pour the smaller pieces into the sink. Recycle the can.
It's a metal can so you have many possibilities to mount it perfectly for you. For example, you can have a massage table with a bit hole for your face and a little hole for you cock. You can mount it under an office table with a big hole on it already for wiring. You can mount it on your wooden or metal bed. On a chair, or whatever. As long as the can is in the upright to the horizontal position, the jelly will not fall out easily. For other positions you need to have the opening slightly smaller than the opening of the can to hole the jelly.
You can even design some squeezable, beautiful, soft container instead of the steel can.
There is little cleanup to do. You can just wipe yourself with baby wipes. There's no sticky smelly lubes to clean up. You stir the jelly with something sharp and pour the smaller pieces into the sink. Recycle the can.
How to masturbate or rock your world with Chinese Grass Jelly
You can do it sitting down - the conventional position. In this mode there will be a little bit of liquid dripping down, just like pussy juice. You can pad dry the jelly before use, but basically it's jelly and the surface will liquidize, though slowly. In the heat of the moment you will squeeze more juice out of it.
This is not a problem if you do it in the bathroom. But inconvenient if you want to sit in front you your big HDTV and watch your favorite star. It is not at all bad because a water proof mat or sheet will be sufficient to protect the floor, carpet and furniture, as long as you don't play too rough.
The can is very handy to hold with one or both hands. If you hold the can upside down, the whole block of jelly can come down if there's nothing below to stop it. You hands and your cock usually can prevent that happening but if you play rough, it's not hard to drop the can of jelly.
Ideally you find some sort of lid to cover the opening but with a big hole in it. So you cock can get through unobstructed while the jelly do not drop down when turned upside down. I think there are plastic can covers around.
The jelly provide a very good massage, a very good suction, and you can even ram hard on it without destroying it. All depends on how you make the hole.
This is not a problem if you do it in the bathroom. But inconvenient if you want to sit in front you your big HDTV and watch your favorite star. It is not at all bad because a water proof mat or sheet will be sufficient to protect the floor, carpet and furniture, as long as you don't play too rough.
The can is very handy to hold with one or both hands. If you hold the can upside down, the whole block of jelly can come down if there's nothing below to stop it. You hands and your cock usually can prevent that happening but if you play rough, it's not hard to drop the can of jelly.
Ideally you find some sort of lid to cover the opening but with a big hole in it. So you cock can get through unobstructed while the jelly do not drop down when turned upside down. I think there are plastic can covers around.
The jelly provide a very good massage, a very good suction, and you can even ram hard on it without destroying it. All depends on how you make the hole.
Making the perfect hole in grass jelly for masturbation
Like I said, find the thickest wood or metal drill bit, and drill a hole in the middle from the top to almost the bottom. It will work for most people initially. If you can't insert, wobble the drill bit at the top a little, or just find a thicker drill bit.
The diameter and depth of the hole is not important, but from the 2nd time you will want to custom for your own needs.
It does not matter that much if you drill all the way to the bottom. Typically the hole will be a lot smaller than your little head, so you will find a lot of cushion when you are reaching the bottom. Even hitting the flat bottom doesn't hurt because your dick is soft. If you are really long or you are worried, you can stack two cans end to end. It's a metal can so you can find a lot of ways to hold them together - weld them, screw them or clamp them.
The diameter of the hole should be the smallest that you can still insert. It will be different when you are not fully erect and when you are. You can always have two or three at hand if you need it. One is a lot better than your hands anyway. And it's always custom size as compared to Tenga or the Fleshlight.
For normal drill bit sets, for wood and metal, the thickest size will be good for many people. Any thicker you need to find specialty drills, to get 1/2 inch holes or larger.
Alternatively you can take the block out, cut it in half, carve something in the middle, and put it back into the can.
The diameter and depth of the hole is not important, but from the 2nd time you will want to custom for your own needs.
It does not matter that much if you drill all the way to the bottom. Typically the hole will be a lot smaller than your little head, so you will find a lot of cushion when you are reaching the bottom. Even hitting the flat bottom doesn't hurt because your dick is soft. If you are really long or you are worried, you can stack two cans end to end. It's a metal can so you can find a lot of ways to hold them together - weld them, screw them or clamp them.
The diameter of the hole should be the smallest that you can still insert. It will be different when you are not fully erect and when you are. You can always have two or three at hand if you need it. One is a lot better than your hands anyway. And it's always custom size as compared to Tenga or the Fleshlight.
For normal drill bit sets, for wood and metal, the thickest size will be good for many people. Any thicker you need to find specialty drills, to get 1/2 inch holes or larger.
Alternatively you can take the block out, cut it in half, carve something in the middle, and put it back into the can.
Chinese Grass Jelly is not Jello
To those who don't believe me, grass jelly is very much unlike jello - hence the drill. It looks soft like jelly, other than the black color, but a lot tougher. You can't penetrate without drilling a pilot hole first! Once you are in, the grass jelly do not disintegrate easily, so you good very good massage, suction, and impact. And because it's jelly, it's always soft enough for your penis.
The nice thing about grass jelly is that, if you spank it with a spoon, it will not disintegrate, but bounce your spoon back. On the other hand, no matter how rough you rub it on your most delicate skin, it will not hurt.
If you find some other jelly like this, I'm happy to know and try.
Actually it's not as easy to get rid of it after use. You have to cut it into small pieces or use the blender before pouring them into the sink. They will "melt" only very slowly, and only at the surface. Of course you can put them in the trash can, but it will be messy when it becomes liquid eventually.
The nice thing about grass jelly is that, if you spank it with a spoon, it will not disintegrate, but bounce your spoon back. On the other hand, no matter how rough you rub it on your most delicate skin, it will not hurt.
If you find some other jelly like this, I'm happy to know and try.
Actually it's not as easy to get rid of it after use. You have to cut it into small pieces or use the blender before pouring them into the sink. They will "melt" only very slowly, and only at the surface. Of course you can put them in the trash can, but it will be messy when it becomes liquid eventually.
Chinese Grass Jelly - Tenga & Fleshlight killer
I wish I own one of these companies. I used one can like this, cost US$1.25, which gave me pleasure comparable to Fleshlight and Tenga. You can order it online too. There are many more possibilities because it's disposable.How to use: leave the can at room temperature or a little warmer. I don't know the temperature they start to melt or turn softer.
Open the can with a nice can opener that do not leave any sharp edges! Double check with your fingers.
The jelly should be in one single bulk filling up the can. Some are in liquid form which are for drinks only - do not want. Usually they are served in cut up little cubes - we do not want that too.
Use the thickest wood or metal drill you can find, and drill a hole in the middle all the way down, leaving some depth at the bottom.
Now insert your equipment just like you do with Fleshlight or Tenga. Nice isn't it? You can thank me with a video, or not!
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