Into the bathtub

OK, to redeem my past failures, I present you with something useful. The 1st thing I thought of when I received an iPad is doing it in the bathtub. The excellence screen compensates for it's smallness. Yet the size allows me to port my favourite AV stars into the bathtub.

There's unlimited steamy hot water for your pleasure, or whatever temperature you desires. You can use whatever lubricant you use, oil or water based, and tons of it. In the enclosed bathtub, inside the closed bathroom door, in the middle of the house, probably will ever notice the orgasmic noises made by the stars continuously.

I made a rack across the bathtub for the iPad so I have two hands free for whatever! But the iPad is inherently unstable. I couldn't function as I was continuously worrying if the iPad will get wet or fall into the tub.

I have been satisfying myself in front of the big screen TV. But after a while it's too much hassle. You have to move the furniture around so you have a suitable "chair" right in front of the TV and yet you need to control the video search down to every frame. And then there's the clean up. Before that, you worry about where your protein ends.

Increasingly, I have been using the portable more and more. After I get excited at the desktop looking at my video stars, I usually don't want to wait until everything is set up on the big screen. And that you need the whole house all by yourself. So I just plug the external drive to the portable and go somewhere cosy.

It's only logical that I move into the bathroom again. First, I put a plank of wood across the tub and put everything on it. It's sturdy, none slip but it's a bit heavy and would get wet a little. It doesn't matter as long as you find somewhere to store the wood.

Here I reused old pipes to make a lighter frame. Plastic covers on the frame serves as platforms for everything. There are fixtures on the pipes that prevent the covers from slipping sideways.

I used a single external drive instead of file servers and media servers. I have old DVD videos up to blue-ray disk images. It's demanding on my network plus you need compatible software on all the computers and TVs. An external drive turn out to be the most portable thing. It's also encrypted. Decryption is on the fly nowadays and transparent.

The most important trick is using a wireless mouse with a middle wheel. In the beginning I though of editing off all the video parts and doesn't excite me and keep a short climax clip. It didn't work and it's not going to work. Too much work and too much thinking about what to cut and what to keep. Now with a virtually limitless external drive, the problem is how to navigate, especially inside the bathtub when you hands are wet or worse, oily.

Nowadays things are so fast that you can use a single for forward and another for backward. If you keep forwarding, very soon the end of video will be reached. But then you still want other keys to skip 5 sec, 1 min, and 5 min. You want some video player that can be programmed and you have to remember your programmed keys.

I thought the touch interface would be nice, but no. It's OK but not ideal when you want to go backward and forward, forward a few second slowly to a few minutes quick, and then the same backward. Also, it's not nice to move the fingers all over the screen when your sticky/oily/slippery hands have other better things to do.

That's where the wireless mouse comes in, blue tooth or anything wireless. Wired mouse will do but most have a long wire that becomes clumsy in the tub. With a wireless mouse basically you can isolate the computer and rest from water. You only need to touch the mouse, which is not connected to the computer. And whatever happened to the mouse, it will not drag anything with it.

Basically the mouse can do everything but the super icing on the cake is the middle wheel. I never really used it because touch is a lot better on land. On the high sea about my tub that's different. Actually you want a trackball or joystick that's won't fall into the waters. But the wheel is superior. Most video player support the middle wheel, what a surprise! If each tiny step of the wheel moves forward 30 sec, you can scroll past the whole movie very fast. If each step go backs 10 sec, you have a very fine control to get to the heart of any scene. I wish the step size is programmable. Also the mouse clicks are of course usable to go to near the end of the movie immediately.

It's so good ...... the first time I dropped the mouse into the bathtub! Believe me, the feeling is a lot better than dropping the portable or hard drive into the bath. I thought the low cost mouse is totalled. But then after drying and a few bangs, it worked as usual.

The 2nd time the battery ran out. It's that good. (But the battery wasn't fully charged in the first place.) Then I got out naked, found the charger and plugged in. When I finished, I put everything carefully out of the tub, only to forget the power cord. The tip of the power cord went into the water. Luckily it isn't a electrical plug. I think it will work when it dries. Let's see. Next time I will check the battery first. A fully charged battery goes for at least a few hours and I don't think I can last that long ;-)

The improvement that I can think of is to deliver hot water streams to the other side of the tub where my back is. By definition you cannot have deep water in the tub, only one to a few inches, or your hands cannot function well. You have to warm up the tub for your back first, and somehow to keep the body warm if you stay long.

ps. The mouse is of course optical that doesn't work on clear plastic.

Home made flesh lights - the conclusion

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Also Fleshlight killers

I had come across these toys before, dismissing them as irrelevant.  And they were.

When a tiny flesh light cost $60, how much will these cost using a lot more materials?

The holy grail is the latest Japanese sex doll model.  I can almost jerk myself looking at the pictures.  But that's $6000, able to fuck a lot of hookers.

The US made body parts using porn stars as moulds.  A butt cannot be pretty on it's own, it is indeed scary.  The use of porn stars is an excuse to make money from trash.  Live size butt for example use a lot of material for nothing.

Now the small ones cost $15, including shipping.  The larger ones used to sell for a few hundred now sells for a fraction.  While fleshlights still sell for $60.

This tiny body parts have good reviews, even as good as fleshlight.  It can't be better as you don't want to cum as soon as you get inside.

I never thought of it this way.  This is exactly what I wanted.  You can fuck it as if bending down somebody on the table.  It doesn't need to be as good as the fleshlight but you can fuck it hard, almost hand free, in the standing and other positions.

All my hardward for my homemade fleshlight cost more than $15, but I had them already in the garage.  And it cost money to replace the potato starch.

If you have your own place the bigger ones like armless and legless are pretty cheap.  But for me the problem is how to hide the smallest ones while living with someone alive, but not wanting to fuck all the time.

Potato starch out of stock?

That's what happened when I last went to my local Asian shop, and it's a major chain.  The only ones left are the ones from Japan!  Makes you wonder why.

There are sweet potato starch too, but I don't know about the chemistry.  It should be sweet though.  So I got the more expensive potato starch from Japan anyway.  It still less than $2 for 12 oz.

This is 16 milk scoop to 1 quart (paint can).  I sort of excited when I see the milky white cream come out of the stove.

Last time I was late to discover my keyboard tray under the desktop wouldn't go all the way in, limiting how deep I can pound in the can.  And in the heat of the moment, I bent dropped something on the floor, bent down to pick it up, and hit the handle of the c-clamp at my eye.  I was seeing double at the screen.  This time I made sure this doesn't happen.

Confirmed, thinner potato starch, fluid but don't drip, is the best lube.  I apply some warm lube on my cock and got it erect in no time by my own hand job.  It's thick and totally not messy.  Though you can put it in pussies.

This time it's totally hand free.  I can pound hard in and pull out fast without the block of starch coming out.  But I hold the can anyway because I fucked so hard that the whole table moved.  You can't do it on somebody.  Even though the table is by the wall, I grabbed the can to hold everything steady when I fucked.

It was a synchronized fuck with the porn star at the monitor, stand up doggy style.

The powerful suction is a problem when you pump air in and pull out.  Now it is just brute force.  Maybe creating holes at the sides.

A plain hole is probably not the best.  But also you don't want something to make you too sensitive.  You want it to last.

Sissy fleshlight, move over

This is one tough pussy.  It's a paint can from hardware stores, 1 quart, about 1 lite.  It's smooth all over, even non-stick inside.

I use a 3" mounting arch to fix the can onto a wooded plank, and of course use vices or clamps to fix the plank onto a table edge.  3" is not large enough but that's the biggest I can find in the electrical section.

The bad thing is that it's too large.  It doubles what I used to make and just happened I'm out of potato starch.  But starch is cheap.

The good thing is that in the opening there's an edge to hold the lid, so it's difficult for the whole block of starch to come out in the heat of the moment.

The thing is rock solid.  I can do hand free fuck, heavy pounding in and sudden pulling out.

The can is cheap.  I even heat the starch in it.

The starch is a bit dilute this time because I'm out.  So it wasn't as good as I imagine.  But in many ways better than last times.

I'm going out to stockpile potato starch.  I'll tell you what happen next.  I can't wait to fuck the bitch again.

Bend down, you are fucked

After finding the best fleshlight material, the next is the best mount for a hands free experience.

Recap, 6 to 10 milk powder scope (30 ml each?) of potato starch for 500 ml or two cup of warm water.  Cold water is OK but warm is quicker for the starch to dissolve.  Stir well and keep stirring in a small cooking pot.  The starch will thicken slowing and all of a sudden become a very thick paste.  Then pour the mixture into a 5" diameter plastic cup or bottle.

Then use a stick of your size to make a hole in the cup.  Cover the stick with plastic wrap and it will be easy to remove the stick. I use a torch handle.

The starch will cool fast to a warm temperature suitable for your body.  May be 15 min or so.  It help if you put it in the fridge.  But you want it warm, like a hot body.

Next how to mount the bitch.  Use a standard 5" can, make a hole at the back, make two holes through a PVC pipe, and screw the can onto the pipe.

You need a plastic drill bit for the pipe and metal drill bit for the steel can.  But wood will probably OK but takes more time and care.  The screw and bolt in picture is for dry wall mounting.

Then use C clamps to mount the bitch on the table top.  Most tables are just below your dick for adults, so nobody is going to hurt bad when they ramp into the table corner by accident.  It's perfect height.  If you need to, find a stool.  If you are too tall, you will have plenty of angles to play with.

Now make the lube with half a scoop of starch and 1/3 cup of water.  Heat until sticky.  Isn't that appetizing or what?





Pour the lube into the fleshlight and insert the cup into the can.

Finally turn on your fav doggy movie on the desktop and fuck away.

The verdict: it's almost real doggy feeling when you charge.  At least you do it really as if someone bent down and you are going to violate her ass.

The return stroke has good suction with lube and all that.  But the whole block of fleshlight tend to come out when you are too excited.

I got too excited, twisted a neck muscle, knocked off one c-clamp in the middle of it, and have to hold back the starch with both hands at finish.  But it was still like a real doggy finish.

The improvements?  Need to have a screen at eye level.  My screen can swirl upwards, but still the height and viewing angle is not great.

The c-clamps are secure but need to flatten the pipe at contact so the standard clamp do not slip.  The clip type have groove to hold onto the pipe so it was perfect.

You need a cup with a lid.  Cut a bit hole in the lid for entry.  The lid should hold back the starch, hands free.

Potato Starch is the best

I couldn't wait to finish my last batch of corn starch.  I did experiments to show that it's bad, just to finish the bag.

Potato starch is of very different chemistry.  It cost about the same, ~$1 a 16 oz bag (?).   You can find it in many Asian supermarkets along side corn starch.

It works if you microwave the solution, but for a uniform fleshlight, it's better to heat it in a small pot.

The mixture is 500 ml with 8 milk scoops.  I think each scoop is 2 oz or 30 ml.

The potato starch is very good to work with.  It doesn't give out dust when dry.  It dissolves in cold water.  It dissolves in warm water without forming gel prematurely.

If you heat the mixture gently and keep stirring, when it reach the right temperature, all of a sudden the whole pot forms a sticky semi-solid paste.

Pour it in a plastic cup and then insert in the middle a stick of your size.

The current mix ratio is probably too thick.  The fleshlight didn't break, probably will hold up if you take it out of the plastic cup.  Of course it's soft and doesn't hurt, but you don't move freely or you can't enlarge the hole easily.  If you can enlarge the hole easily, the whole fleshlight will not stand up to any abuse.

So first you need a stick that fits you.  Then I think you need lub.  Or I'll experiment on two layers.

The good thing about potato starch is that it doesn't flow out and it's dry.  So you can make a hole in the cup to avoid the vacuum pump effect and you don't need an outer cup to keep things neat and tidy.  You can turn the cup upside down, pump away, and still no mess dripping down, until you cum.

I tried other flours, but you know what you are getting, like flour dole.  They may have other uses but the base material have to be starch, potato starch.