Friday, July 1, 2011

Also Fleshlight killers

I had come across these toys before, dismissing them as irrelevant.  And they were.

When a tiny flesh light cost $60, how much will these cost using a lot more materials?

The holy grail is the latest Japanese sex doll model.  I can almost jerk myself looking at the pictures.  But that's $6000, able to fuck a lot of hookers.

The US made body parts using porn stars as moulds.  A butt cannot be pretty on it's own, it is indeed scary.  The use of porn stars is an excuse to make money from trash.  Live size butt for example use a lot of material for nothing.

Now the small ones cost $15, including shipping.  The larger ones used to sell for a few hundred now sells for a fraction.  While fleshlights still sell for $60.

This tiny body parts have good reviews, even as good as fleshlight.  It can't be better as you don't want to cum as soon as you get inside.

I never thought of it this way.  This is exactly what I wanted.  You can fuck it as if bending down somebody on the table.  It doesn't need to be as good as the fleshlight but you can fuck it hard, almost hand free, in the standing and other positions.

All my hardward for my homemade fleshlight cost more than $15, but I had them already in the garage.  And it cost money to replace the potato starch.

If you have your own place the bigger ones like armless and legless are pretty cheap.  But for me the problem is how to hide the smallest ones while living with someone alive, but not wanting to fuck all the time.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Potato starch out of stock?

That's what happened when I last went to my local Asian shop, and it's a major chain.  The only ones left are the ones from Japan!  Makes you wonder why.

There are sweet potato starch too, but I don't know about the chemistry.  It should be sweet though.  So I got the more expensive potato starch from Japan anyway.  It still less than $2 for 12 oz.

This is 16 milk scoop to 1 quart (paint can).  I sort of excited when I see the milky white cream come out of the stove.

Last time I was late to discover my keyboard tray under the desktop wouldn't go all the way in, limiting how deep I can pound in the can.  And in the heat of the moment, I bent dropped something on the floor, bent down to pick it up, and hit the handle of the c-clamp at my eye.  I was seeing double at the screen.  This time I made sure this doesn't happen.

Confirmed, thinner potato starch, fluid but don't drip, is the best lube.  I apply some warm lube on my cock and got it erect in no time by my own hand job.  It's thick and totally not messy.  Though you can put it in pussies.

This time it's totally hand free.  I can pound hard in and pull out fast without the block of starch coming out.  But I hold the can anyway because I fucked so hard that the whole table moved.  You can't do it on somebody.  Even though the table is by the wall, I grabbed the can to hold everything steady when I fucked.

It was a synchronized fuck with the porn star at the monitor, stand up doggy style.

The powerful suction is a problem when you pump air in and pull out.  Now it is just brute force.  Maybe creating holes at the sides.

A plain hole is probably not the best.  But also you don't want something to make you too sensitive.  You want it to last.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Sissy fleshlight, move over

This is one tough pussy.  It's a paint can from hardware stores, 1 quart, about 1 lite.  It's smooth all over, even non-stick inside.

I use a 3" mounting arch to fix the can onto a wooded plank, and of course use vices or clamps to fix the plank onto a table edge.  3" is not large enough but that's the biggest I can find in the electrical section.

The bad thing is that it's too large.  It doubles what I used to make and just happened I'm out of potato starch.  But starch is cheap.

The good thing is that in the opening there's an edge to hold the lid, so it's difficult for the whole block of starch to come out in the heat of the moment.

The thing is rock solid.  I can do hand free fuck, heavy pounding in and sudden pulling out.

The can is cheap.  I even heat the starch in it.

The starch is a bit dilute this time because I'm out.  So it wasn't as good as I imagine.  But in many ways better than last times.

I'm going out to stockpile potato starch.  I'll tell you what happen next.  I can't wait to fuck the bitch again.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Bend down, you are fucked

After finding the best fleshlight material, the next is the best mount for a hands free experience.

Recap, 6 to 10 milk powder scope (30 ml each?) of potato starch for 500 ml or two cup of warm water.  Cold water is OK but warm is quicker for the starch to dissolve.  Stir well and keep stirring in a small cooking pot.  The starch will thicken slowing and all of a sudden become a very thick paste.  Then pour the mixture into a 5" diameter plastic cup or bottle.

Then use a stick of your size to make a hole in the cup.  Cover the stick with plastic wrap and it will be easy to remove the stick. I use a torch handle.

The starch will cool fast to a warm temperature suitable for your body.  May be 15 min or so.  It help if you put it in the fridge.  But you want it warm, like a hot body.

Next how to mount the bitch.  Use a standard 5" can, make a hole at the back, make two holes through a PVC pipe, and screw the can onto the pipe.

You need a plastic drill bit for the pipe and metal drill bit for the steel can.  But wood will probably OK but takes more time and care.  The screw and bolt in picture is for dry wall mounting.

Then use C clamps to mount the bitch on the table top.  Most tables are just below your dick for adults, so nobody is going to hurt bad when they ramp into the table corner by accident.  It's perfect height.  If you need to, find a stool.  If you are too tall, you will have plenty of angles to play with.



Now make the lube with half a scoop of starch and 1/3 cup of water.  Heat until sticky.  Isn't that appetizing or what?





Pour the lube into the fleshlight and insert the cup into the can.



Finally turn on your fav doggy movie on the desktop and fuck away.

The verdict: it's almost real doggy feeling when you charge.  At least you do it really as if someone bent down and you are going to violate her ass.

The return stroke has good suction with lube and all that.  But the whole block of fleshlight tend to come out when you are too excited.

I got too excited, twisted a neck muscle, knocked off one c-clamp in the middle of it, and have to hold back the starch with both hands at finish.  But it was still like a real doggy finish.

The improvements?  Need to have a screen at eye level.  My screen can swirl upwards, but still the height and viewing angle is not great.

The c-clamps are secure but need to flatten the pipe at contact so the standard clamp do not slip.  The clip type have groove to hold onto the pipe so it was perfect.

You need a cup with a lid.  Cut a bit hole in the lid for entry.  The lid should hold back the starch, hands free.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Potato Starch is the best

I couldn't wait to finish my last batch of corn starch.  I did experiments to show that it's bad, just to finish the bag.

Potato starch is of very different chemistry.  It cost about the same, ~$1 a 16 oz bag (?).   You can find it in many Asian supermarkets along side corn starch.

It works if you microwave the solution, but for a uniform fleshlight, it's better to heat it in a small pot.

The mixture is 500 ml with 8 milk scoops.  I think each scoop is 2 oz or 30 ml.

The potato starch is very good to work with.  It doesn't give out dust when dry.  It dissolves in cold water.  It dissolves in warm water without forming gel prematurely.

If you heat the mixture gently and keep stirring, when it reach the right temperature, all of a sudden the whole pot forms a sticky semi-solid paste.

Pour it in a plastic cup and then insert in the middle a stick of your size.

The current mix ratio is probably too thick.  The fleshlight didn't break, probably will hold up if you take it out of the plastic cup.  Of course it's soft and doesn't hurt, but you don't move freely or you can't enlarge the hole easily.  If you can enlarge the hole easily, the whole fleshlight will not stand up to any abuse.

So first you need a stick that fits you.  Then I think you need lub.  Or I'll experiment on two layers.

The good thing about potato starch is that it doesn't flow out and it's dry.  So you can make a hole in the cup to avoid the vacuum pump effect and you don't need an outer cup to keep things neat and tidy.  You can turn the cup upside down, pump away, and still no mess dripping down, until you cum.

I tried other flours, but you know what you are getting, like flour dole.  They may have other uses but the base material have to be starch, potato starch.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Corn starch no good

After experimenting with corn and potato starch, corn star is no good.  But since I exhausted my supply or corn starch, I know a few tings, still workable as a fleshlight.

A fastfood plastic cup is about 500 ml, I add 8 to 10 scoops of corn starch, 2 tsp each scoop.  I think it's 15 ml per tsp, so theres 240 to 300 ml of starch.  The easy way is add cold water to starch, stir thoroughly to dissolve completely, and then heat it while stirring.  At the end it will be a very very thick cream.  I think there's a saturation point where the cream can't get any thicker no matter how many starch or how long you heat.

Pour the stuff into a cup and put a PVC pipe your size in the middle of the cup, all the way to the bottom.  Wrap the pipe first with cling film to cover the pipe opening, and make it easier to take out the pipe.

Cool for 30 min or much longer.  You can reheat using the microwave when use.

I think the bonding of corn starch is not as strong as potato starch.  So for corn starch you get a paste or solid.  The solid breaks into pieces when you squeeze it.

I think potato starch is better - it remains flexible, and do not break into pieces when you squeeze.  But I didn't do as much experiment as corn.  That's pretty amazing as the fleshlight is a pipe like structure (although supported at the outside by a plastic cup), it has to stay in one piece when you abuse it, and have to be flexible and soft!

Monday, March 7, 2011

Starch fleshlight properties

My I used up my potato starch.  I tried corn starch properly, and the properties was indeed different. 

I used 3.7 to 1, water to corn starch ratio by volume.  It is the standard  corn starch from supermarkets.  I used cold water as stirring in hot water is very uneven.  I boil the water in the microwave after.

The fleshlight cracked when I removed the PVC pipe in the middle.  Corn in more brittle than potato starch.  The feeling is good.  But the fleshlight kept splitting into pieces.

Potato starch remains sticky even when splitting up into pieces, and the paste is very good for a thick and satisfying lubrication.  Corn starch isn't as sticky, and so more easily broken into pieces.

I'm going to make paste the traditional way, simmering in the stove.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Hot and sticky

I downloaded a porn movie.  I checked out what it is and it turned me on.  I hurried up to make a potato starch light.  I checked out the movie some more.  I cut out the best bit with avidemux and looped it.  The starchlight wasn't ready yet.  But anyway I had a go at it.

The hot and sticky starch feels so good.  The problem is that it just flow out when you pump.  But gliding into and out of the warm and sticky mess almost made me cum.  I finally finished with my hand.  But the difference is that the thick warm starch became the lubrication.  It was very good.  It was thick and slippery so you can squeeze hard and jerk hard at the end.  Because the dick is an uneven piece of equipment, you can't please every part without thick lube.  It beats any lub, by sheer volume, temperature.  Of course, don't use it in pussies.

I drilled a hole at the end of the plastic cup to pass the air in use so the thing will not be noisy.  To put water in it I stack it on another cup.  It do not work well with hot water because the uneven distribution of starch will be worsen by trapping something between the two cups.

Add starch to hot water (200F) isn't a good idea after all.  Obviously the starch will be uneven.  You have to stir it well.  This time I used the 1" pipe to stir which is too thick to be good and made a mess.

I never gave up on starch because I knew a warm sticky paste will be good if only for lube.  It's worthwhile to make a harder outer light and use a thinner paste as the lube - and warm.  Looking forward to experimenting next time.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Starch Fleshlight success

Finally, I did it.  I used potato starch, but corn starch will be similar. 

Add starch gradually into hot water, 208F to be exact.  Stir and dissolve.  Add starch until mixture is very thick and do not dissolve starch powder anymore.  The ratio will be between 5:1 to 5:2 by volume of water to starch.

The cup I use is 3 inch diameter, flexible plastic cup from fast food joints.  I put a 1" PVC tube for water in the middle of the cup, for the tunnel for my cock.  Microwave the cup and tube for roughly 30 sec, so that the starch boils over a little bit.  The tube have to be a somewhat smaller than your cock, but not too small.

Wait for the starch to cool down.  You can withdraw the PVC tube by twisting it while pulling.  The starch will glue to the tube but still you can pull it out and leave a tunnel in it.  That can only means success. 

You have to make a small hole at the bottom of the cup to let the air out when you pump.  The starch will block the pump from time to time and became very noise.  You can make a bigger hold and worry about reusing the cup next time.

When you charge fast, there's a lot of resistance.  When you pull out fast, there's a lot of suction, but the starch stays in place, ready for your next charge.  You can do it fast with very pleasant feeling, no hurting.  When ;you move in and out slowly, it's like a blow job.

The best is, you can do it hand free.  Next time I'll see how to mount it on the table top.

No more jelly and grass jelly because they melt.

This is the picture of the fleshlight I made,  AFTER I had sex with it.  You can see my cum in it.  Sorry about that.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Another homemade Fleshlight material comparison

I tried another grass jelly like material called cool fruit.  It is a can like grass jelly, but looked exactly like jello.  This time I used a 3/4" wood drill bit to make a hole in the middle.  The advantage of grass jelly like material can be seen in the drilling.  The drill bit carves into the jelly like wood, making a well defined hole.  I then wobble the drill bit at the top of the whole to make it a little large to custom fit.

The hole makes a lot of difference.  I can insert easily with some force, a bit like inserting into pussy.  The jelly will surround your cock and squeeze it.  The best is you can pull out with very good stimulation.  As you get harder you can exert more force and penetrate deeper into the smaller hole at the bottom of the can.

I had a good climate, with simulated penetration standing up with the can resting on the table edge.  After a lot of abuse, the jelly didn't break, and the hole didn't even get any larger.  Because the hole isn't too small, I can pull out easily with pulling out the jelly from the can.

So far this the best.  I can mount the can on the table top for hand free operation.  You can drain the can a little and most of the residue liquid will be gone.  So there's not much mess but not exactly dry.

I made the full size fleshlight with potato starch.  It was untended but I used the 1:5 mixture of starch and water.  I made it in a plastic cup with 500 ml volume.  I made the hole using the drill but it's like drilling into glue.  The hole is not well defined because the starch clink onto the drill bit.

But anyway I can get in with a stiff cock.  The penetration is OK.  The squeezing sensation  is OK.  But you can really pull out because the starch is clinging onto your cock.  Since you can pull out you can't charge.  When I pull out I pull out the starch from the cup.  It's really like the fleshlight in youtube.  But you can't go up and down because of the stickiness.  But the starch held together OK so I can squeeze my cock with both of my hands.  I can move up and down a bit even the starch is all sticky.

It's a bit of wait for the center of the fleshlight to cool down after in the microwave.  You need to bring the starch and water to boil to activate the starch.  At the moment it's messier than grass jelly because the starch is not evenly cooked.  The top fell off first.  Then more pieces break away when I was exercising;.

Will try the 2:5 mixture to see if I can drill a nice hole in it. 

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Grass jelly isn't so good

I had a good experience with grass jelly, so I tested it again.  This time I got  a white version instead of black.  It smell and taste of  almond.

I put the can in warm water first, hoping that it will be body temperature.  Otherwise it's a bit too cool.  Maybe because of this, the thing shrink a little and the whole trunk of jelly can slide out easily out of the can.  The good thing is that if you drain the water, it's not messy you may not need anything to absorb any dripping liquid.

Again I drill a pilot hole in the middle.  I also added a few cuts around the hole, hoping that it looks like a pussy slit.

At first it's good, slippery and tight.  Once after you are in, soon you feel that there's lack of friction or pressure.  Otherwise you can simulate charging without being hurt, and you can pull out and get a good suction.

When you charge you have the problem of compressing the air when there's no way out.  When you pull out, you have to hold the jelly to prevent it from coming out from the can.

Because of the lack of friction and pressure, I took the jelly out of the can, and put it around my cock.  Using my hand to apply pressure all around the jelly feels good, and you get increased friction and suction when you masturbate.  However, the whole jelly block disintegrate soon, along the cuts that I made to resemble slit in the pussy.

With the right size insert hole, air escape route, lid to hold the jelly in the can, it can satisfy at least some of your needs.

Another corn starch fleshlight attempt

I made another attempt to make a proper fleshlight out of corn starch to see if it's a hoax or for real.  This time I use a good size cup, a 3" diameter plastic cup from fast food joints, and deep enough for my cock.  The proportion of starch to water I don't know because of some confusion.  But I did some other experiments after.  I put the mixture in microwave and wait for it to boil.  When the mixture is solid enough, I insert a plastic stick in the middle and microwave a little more.

When the stuff cooled, like 30 min, I took out the stick.  The shape seem to be solid, but it's a bit gluey around the stick.  So I waited for it to dry or solidify completely.  So it happened I left it overnight.

The next day, the fleshlight is good to hold, and nice to touch.  Dry and smooth at the outside and feels soft and moist in the middle.  But actually it's dry.  The problem is, you can't insert.  If you are somewhat bigger than the hole you are out of luck.  But if you make it too soft, you are like inserting into a paste and you can expect nothing much will happen.

So even thought the plastic cup is expandable, I cannot expand the hole and insert.  So I took the whole fleshlight out of the cup.  I managed to insert completely inside

Without the cup, you can't do much about the corn starch.  It feels good, but you can't masturbate, can't squeeze.  The starch began to disintegrate into pieces.

Here's the experiments I did after.  I tried corn starch and potato starch.  Corn starch is milky white and tasteless while potato starch is transparent, with a little potato smell and taste.  I put the starch mixture into the microwave just for it to boil and then use water cooling on the outside of the container.  Using 1 volume of starch to 5 volume of water, both are jelly like, sticky, and you can insert your finger with ease.  The jelly do not come off with your finger.  Twice that, 2:5 in the potato starch to water ratio, it look similar but you can hardly insert your finger into the starch.

So there's still possibilities.  At least breast making is promising.

For the starch, I measure using milk powder scoops which are 20 ml.  For water I use half a 200 ml cup.  Making large volumes of starch will be somewhat different than making small volumes.  Potato starch have the tendency to settle at the bottom, making it harder there.  Corn starch is probably more even.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Corn starch fleshlight experience

Just after I had sex with grass jelly, gathered together the junks in my garage ready to build a full scale toy, what did I found?  A corn starch fleshlight, incidentally also from China.

Because I cannot go to shop for grass jelly, I thought of alternative material in the mean time.  I remembered I played with corn starch when I was little, and remembered it turns into solid somehow.  I immediately mixed corn starch with hot water.  It didn't do anything.  Later I remembered it have to be cooked.  Immediately I thought of the microwave, so nobody will ask why I cook starch!  Some 30 sec the starch mixture turned into solid!  It was soft and elastic and did not degenerate on squeezing.  Immediately I saw the potential.  At least it did not release water.

Then I found the corn starch fleshlight online, and I believed it 100%.  There are plenty of old jokes around the net, typically youtube videos of making something that didn't work, just luring you to put your dick into something that you will regret, or just totally wasting your time.  And this the reason I didn't find it earlier.

The bit of corn starch I made did not turn hard or dry the next day.  The significant is that you can made one in advance, and do not have to microwave corn starch and wait for it to cool when you are ready to go.

Actually I was so confident that the stuff will work that I was thinking of other things - corn starch breast and bottom.  The guy using weight is dubious, but perhaps every Chinese have a sensitive weight in the kitchen.  I tried 1 oz (volumen) of corn starch to 4 oz water.  This is rough estimate and I'll be more accurate later when I tried different experiments.  I use a bowl as the mold for breast, mix the corn starch with cold water (forget about hot water), and microwave it about a minute, stopping when the mixture starts to raise like a cake.

The artificial breast is a success.  It's easily taken out of the bowl.  It's a bit flat as the bowl is not the ideal mold, but otherwise it's perfect.  It's clean, highly elastic and squeezable with reasonable force.  It feels somewhat like squeezing real breasts.  It's good to touch too.  From my experience the breast will last a  few times without degenerating.  I'm looking for molds that make it look erotic.  You can always use food dye to get your fav skin color instead of ghost white.

Artificial butt is a little bit more challenged.  I'm thinking of using some bowls to fill the void in the middle to save some corn starch, and the whole thing will not collapse under your weight.  The look of a butt is not that simple.  I also intend to put a artificial pussy or anus hiding in the butt for pleasure.

Back to the fleshlight itself.  With difficult I made one with a 8" long, 2.5" diameter drain pipe as the container.  It's a long story but I tried to make another sex toy with that before.  It was simply too thin in the diameter.  The thing boil over when the corn starch begin to raise.  When I put insert the stick and put microwave again more starch boiled over.  I think I overcooked it.  You only need to heat it enough that the chemical bonds begin to form, but not to cook it.

I think using the fridge is for a fast way to cool the thing.  But how can you explain a pipe with corn starch in the fridge?  I used air cool.

Once cooled, the starch is nice to touch as expected, soft and elastic.  My main problem is that my pipe is too thin, diameter too small.  When my dick is in there's nothing much space left for the starch.  I tried anyway.

The fleshlight as presented is a failure, indeed another hoax.  I didn't notice that the inventor took it out from the container and use it like a fleshlight without the outside container.  Corn starch is not plastic and it will not hold in one piece like that.  Maybe you can, but that's not masturbating as in fleshlight and tenga.  This is not a problem as I always intended to keep the starch in the custom container.

The feeling is a big disappointment compared to grass jelly.  Grass jelly is always wet so it's self lubricating.  You need lube for the corn starch because it's sticky.  Actually the corn starch will neutralize your lube.  This could be handled by the proportion of the starch mixture, or by oil based lube.

Someone mentioned that the starch hole has to be identical to your dick.  I doubt it will help.  The grass jelly is elastic but you can chip it away with your cock, so in a way forming a perfect contact with your cock.  The starch is just soft and elastic but didn't do anything.  You just need to make a pilot hole in the grass jelly and you can get inside to make a perfect sized custom hole for yourself.  But the corn starch hole in either too narrow so you are compressing the starch or two wide with not enough contact.

For the grass jelly, when I pull out, I get a very nice suction all over my cock, and I can pull out fast like the real thing.  When you pull out from the corn starch, the gap don't seem to narrow back to the size when your dick wasn't in.  I can't really repeat the sensation with corn starch but it may have good suction with the right lube.

For the grass jelly, I can pull out almost completely and then charge back in lighting fast as in the real thing.  When you charge into corn starch, the starch in front becomes an obstacle, and the starch at the sides do not squeeze back to hug your cock.

I'll still give it a try.  Corn starch is at least very soft to touch and squeeze.  It's completely not messy as compared to grass jelly.  I go around a house full of people making and trying out a homemade sex toy.  Nobody suspect a thing but nobody's in the kitchen and garage. 

Friday, January 21, 2011

Handsfree mastubation with Grass Jelly

This is the best part.  Put the can on the floor, put two washable cushions around it, and you are ready for the missionary position.  Be care not to over do it and let the rim of the can hurt you.

It's a metal can so you have many possibilities to mount it perfectly for you.  For example, you can have a massage table with a bit hole for your face and a little hole for you cock.  You can mount it under an office table with a big hole on it already for wiring.  You can mount it on your wooden or metal bed.  On a chair, or whatever.  As long as the can is in the upright to the horizontal position, the jelly will not fall out easily.  For other positions you need to have the opening slightly smaller than the opening of the can to hole the jelly.

You can even design some squeezable, beautiful, soft container instead of the steel can.

There is little cleanup to do.  You can just wipe yourself with baby wipes.  There's no sticky smelly lubes to clean up.  You stir the jelly with something sharp and pour the smaller pieces into the sink.  Recycle the can.

How to masturbate or rock your world with Chinese Grass Jelly

You can do it sitting down - the conventional position.  In this mode there will be a little bit of liquid dripping down, just like pussy juice.  You can pad dry the jelly before use, but basically it's jelly and the surface will liquidize, though slowly.  In the heat of the moment you will squeeze more juice out of it.

This is not a problem if you do it in the bathroom.  But inconvenient if you want to sit in front you your big HDTV and watch your favorite star.  It is not at all bad because a water proof mat or sheet will be sufficient to protect the floor, carpet and furniture, as long as you don't play too rough.

The can is very handy to hold with one or both hands.  If you hold the can upside down, the whole block of jelly can come down if there's nothing below to stop it.  You hands and your cock usually can prevent that happening but if you play rough, it's not hard to drop the can of jelly.

Ideally you find some sort of lid to cover the opening but with a big hole in it.  So you cock can get through unobstructed while the jelly do not drop down when turned upside down.  I think there are plastic can covers around.

The jelly provide a very good massage, a very good suction, and you can even ram hard on it without destroying it.  All depends on how you make the hole.

Making the perfect hole in grass jelly for masturbation

Like I said, find the thickest wood or metal drill bit, and drill a hole in the middle from the top to almost the bottom. It will work for most people initially. If you can't insert, wobble the drill bit at the top a little, or just find a thicker drill bit.

The diameter and depth of the hole is not important, but from the 2nd time you will want to custom for your own needs.

It does not matter that much if you drill all the way to the bottom. Typically the hole will be a lot smaller than your little head, so you will find a lot of cushion when you are reaching the bottom. Even hitting the flat bottom doesn't hurt because your dick is soft. If you are really long or you are worried, you can stack two cans end to end. It's a metal can so you can find a lot of ways to hold them together - weld them, screw them or clamp them.

The diameter of the hole should be the smallest that you can still insert. It will be different when you are not fully erect and when you are. You can always have two or three at hand if you need it. One is a lot better than your hands anyway. And it's always custom size as compared to Tenga or the Fleshlight.

For normal drill bit sets, for wood and metal, the thickest size will be good for many people. Any thicker you need to find specialty drills, to get 1/2 inch holes or larger.

Alternatively you can take the block out, cut it in half, carve something in the middle, and put it back into the can.

Chinese Grass Jelly is not Jello

To those who don't believe me, grass jelly is very much unlike jello - hence the drill. It looks soft like jelly, other than the black color, but a lot tougher. You can't penetrate without drilling a pilot hole first! Once you are in, the grass jelly do not disintegrate easily, so you good very good massage, suction, and impact. And because it's jelly, it's always soft enough for your penis.

The nice thing about grass jelly is that, if you spank it with a spoon, it will not disintegrate, but bounce your spoon back. On the other hand, no matter how rough you rub it on your most delicate skin, it will not hurt.

If you find some other jelly like this, I'm happy to know and try.

Actually it's not as easy to get rid of it after use. You have to cut it into small pieces or use the blender before pouring them into the sink. They will "melt" only very slowly, and only at the surface. Of course you can put them in the trash can, but it will be messy when it becomes liquid eventually.

Chinese Grass Jelly - Tenga & Fleshlight killer

I wish I own one of these companies. I used one can like this, cost US$1.25, which gave me pleasure comparable to Fleshlight and Tenga. You can order it online too. There are many more possibilities because it's disposable.

How to use: leave the can at room temperature or a little warmer. I don't know the temperature they start to melt or turn softer.

Open the can with a nice can opener that do not leave any sharp edges! Double check with your fingers.

The jelly should be in one single bulk filling up the can. Some are in liquid form which are for drinks only - do not want. Usually they are served in cut up little cubes - we do not want that too.

Use the thickest wood or metal drill you can find, and drill a hole in the middle all the way down, leaving some depth at the bottom.

Now insert your equipment just like you do with Fleshlight or Tenga. Nice isn't it? You can thank me with a video, or not!