Thursday, May 19, 2011

Potato starch out of stock?

That's what happened when I last went to my local Asian shop, and it's a major chain.  The only ones left are the ones from Japan!  Makes you wonder why.

There are sweet potato starch too, but I don't know about the chemistry.  It should be sweet though.  So I got the more expensive potato starch from Japan anyway.  It still less than $2 for 12 oz.

This is 16 milk scoop to 1 quart (paint can).  I sort of excited when I see the milky white cream come out of the stove.

Last time I was late to discover my keyboard tray under the desktop wouldn't go all the way in, limiting how deep I can pound in the can.  And in the heat of the moment, I bent dropped something on the floor, bent down to pick it up, and hit the handle of the c-clamp at my eye.  I was seeing double at the screen.  This time I made sure this doesn't happen.

Confirmed, thinner potato starch, fluid but don't drip, is the best lube.  I apply some warm lube on my cock and got it erect in no time by my own hand job.  It's thick and totally not messy.  Though you can put it in pussies.

This time it's totally hand free.  I can pound hard in and pull out fast without the block of starch coming out.  But I hold the can anyway because I fucked so hard that the whole table moved.  You can't do it on somebody.  Even though the table is by the wall, I grabbed the can to hold everything steady when I fucked.

It was a synchronized fuck with the porn star at the monitor, stand up doggy style.

The powerful suction is a problem when you pump air in and pull out.  Now it is just brute force.  Maybe creating holes at the sides.

A plain hole is probably not the best.  But also you don't want something to make you too sensitive.  You want it to last.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Sissy fleshlight, move over

This is one tough pussy.  It's a paint can from hardware stores, 1 quart, about 1 lite.  It's smooth all over, even non-stick inside.

I use a 3" mounting arch to fix the can onto a wooded plank, and of course use vices or clamps to fix the plank onto a table edge.  3" is not large enough but that's the biggest I can find in the electrical section.

The bad thing is that it's too large.  It doubles what I used to make and just happened I'm out of potato starch.  But starch is cheap.

The good thing is that in the opening there's an edge to hold the lid, so it's difficult for the whole block of starch to come out in the heat of the moment.

The thing is rock solid.  I can do hand free fuck, heavy pounding in and sudden pulling out.

The can is cheap.  I even heat the starch in it.

The starch is a bit dilute this time because I'm out.  So it wasn't as good as I imagine.  But in many ways better than last times.

I'm going out to stockpile potato starch.  I'll tell you what happen next.  I can't wait to fuck the bitch again.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Bend down, you are fucked

After finding the best fleshlight material, the next is the best mount for a hands free experience.

Recap, 6 to 10 milk powder scope (30 ml each?) of potato starch for 500 ml or two cup of warm water.  Cold water is OK but warm is quicker for the starch to dissolve.  Stir well and keep stirring in a small cooking pot.  The starch will thicken slowing and all of a sudden become a very thick paste.  Then pour the mixture into a 5" diameter plastic cup or bottle.

Then use a stick of your size to make a hole in the cup.  Cover the stick with plastic wrap and it will be easy to remove the stick. I use a torch handle.

The starch will cool fast to a warm temperature suitable for your body.  May be 15 min or so.  It help if you put it in the fridge.  But you want it warm, like a hot body.

Next how to mount the bitch.  Use a standard 5" can, make a hole at the back, make two holes through a PVC pipe, and screw the can onto the pipe.

You need a plastic drill bit for the pipe and metal drill bit for the steel can.  But wood will probably OK but takes more time and care.  The screw and bolt in picture is for dry wall mounting.

Then use C clamps to mount the bitch on the table top.  Most tables are just below your dick for adults, so nobody is going to hurt bad when they ramp into the table corner by accident.  It's perfect height.  If you need to, find a stool.  If you are too tall, you will have plenty of angles to play with.



Now make the lube with half a scoop of starch and 1/3 cup of water.  Heat until sticky.  Isn't that appetizing or what?





Pour the lube into the fleshlight and insert the cup into the can.



Finally turn on your fav doggy movie on the desktop and fuck away.

The verdict: it's almost real doggy feeling when you charge.  At least you do it really as if someone bent down and you are going to violate her ass.

The return stroke has good suction with lube and all that.  But the whole block of fleshlight tend to come out when you are too excited.

I got too excited, twisted a neck muscle, knocked off one c-clamp in the middle of it, and have to hold back the starch with both hands at finish.  But it was still like a real doggy finish.

The improvements?  Need to have a screen at eye level.  My screen can swirl upwards, but still the height and viewing angle is not great.

The c-clamps are secure but need to flatten the pipe at contact so the standard clamp do not slip.  The clip type have groove to hold onto the pipe so it was perfect.

You need a cup with a lid.  Cut a bit hole in the lid for entry.  The lid should hold back the starch, hands free.